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Here are jokes that have been made of ASUU in mockery of the federal government; by Nollywood:


“ASUU strike advertisement!!! Nigerian movie: Yes o! E don happen again oo. Franklyn Movies, in association with Corn City Naija present ASUU Strike 2013. Come hear the true story behind the whole ASUU strike o, who start am, why dem start am, who suppose end am and who no gree end am oo. U go see am all for this movie.

Chai come see as university students dey suffer, see as crime dey increase hehehe, rich man no even worry. Leaders no even send, kai! ASUU strike! ASUU strike 2013…u go laugh, cry and reason sef… grab your copy now!

“Starring: Kanayo O. Kanayo as Goodluck Jonathan, Pete Edochie as Nassir Faggie, Pateince Ozokwor as Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Eucharia Anunobi as Ruqayyat Ahmed Rufai and Olu Jacobs as Gabriel Suswam…grab your copy now!!!”


“Nigerian students are now contributing money to meet ASUU’s demand. Please, no amount is small. Make sure you pay yours into this account: Acct no. 1234567890, Acct name: FG vs ASUU”.

“This year’s ASUU strike, I hope it won’t produce another wonder like the one that happened in 2009, where female students got engaged and nine months after produced children named, Asuka, Asubike, Asufunmi, Asuuma, Asuuseyi and Asuugbemi”.


The music industry did not wait to be called upon before they released their own ‘ASUU song’ which was remixed from Psquare’s Personally. The song goes thus:

“Personally, professionally,

this strike is intentionally,

and the effect is physically,

do they want us to go radically,

emotionally, psychologically.

We are broke economically,

Our girls aggressively

Are going biologically,

Sexually, dramatiocally,


Our boys are learning mechanically,

No more forming swagatically

And them say them no wan gree.”



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