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Slaps for extension of Sallah holiday to Thursday

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Hundreds of Nigerians are joking about the announcement of Thursday’s Sallah holiday, extending the break from serious production to three days.

Many on social media are making light of the extra free day…

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  • OOkkoossiissii

    The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
    -INEC

    The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
    -Abuja High Court

    The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
    -Senate

    The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
    -Lai Mohammed

    The odoriferous saga of the anomalous crinkum-crakum regarding the evanescence of the crescentic illuminating platenoid in the Nigerian galaxy is a veritable sign of the deprecable apotheosis of a hemorrhaging nation and the mendacious megalomania of the Minister of Internal Affairs
    -Patrick Obahiagbon

    I see the moon, the moon see me, God bless the moon and God bless me
    – Children rhymes.

    The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
    -Fayose

    Bring Back our Moon!
    – Oby Ezekwesili

    Sighting of the moon is no rocket science
    -Fashola

    We can no longer continue to support the sighting of the moon, everyone must now be responsible for his own moon.
    -CBN Governor.

    On behalf of the family, we are willing to return the moon for sighting at whatever time it is requested. We also state unequivocally our support for the current moon sighting campaign by the presidency.
    -Olisa Metuh.

    We will create another moon for Nigerians
    -APC

    Blame Goodluck and PDP for late arrival of the moon
    – Adams Oshiomhole

    Due to non-sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
    -Presidency

    We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
    -Niger Delta Avengers

    We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
    -Boko Haram

    Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
    -Nigerian Police

    Dasuki divided the moon among the loyalists of PDP. The loot must be recovered!
    -EFCC

    We dont want to sight the Nigerian Moon, we want our own moon.
    -Biafrans/Brexit

    It is very clear that PDP has stolen the moon.
    – Buhari

    If the moon is truly missing, then America must know
    … GEJ

    We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
    -The US govt.

    ON A SERIOUS NOTE, WE NEED A REFERENDUM SO THAT THOSE WHO DO NOT WISH TO LIVE IN THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA CAN FORM A NEW NATION OR A CONFERARATION IN A RESTRUCTURED NIGERIA. BIAFRA IS THE ANSWER!

  • OOkkoossiissii

    The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
    -INEC

    The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
    -Abuja High Court

    The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
    -Senate

    The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
    -Lai Mohammed

    The odoriferous saga of the anomalous crinkum-crakum regarding the evanescence of the crescentic illuminating platenoid in the Nigerian galaxy is a veritable sign of the deprecable apotheosis of a hemorrhaging nation and the mendacious megalomania of the Minister of Internal Affairs
    -Patrick Obahiagbon

    I see the moon, the moon see me, God bless the moon and God bless me
    – Children rhymes.

    The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
    -Fayose

    Bring Back our Moon!
    – Oby Ezekwesili

    Sighting of the moon is no rocket science
    -Fashola

    We can no longer continue to support the sighting of the moon, everyone must now be responsible for his own moon.
    -CBN Governor.

    On behalf of the family, we are willing to return the moon for sighting at whatever time it is requested. We also state unequivocally our support for the current moon sighting campaign by the presidency.
    -Olisa Metuh.

    We will create another moon for Nigerians
    -APC

    Blame Goodluck and PDP for late arrival of the moon
    – Adams Oshiomhole

    Due to non-sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
    -Presidency

    We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
    -Niger Delta Avengers

    We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
    -Boko Haram

    Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
    -Nigerian Police

    Dasuki divided the moon among the loyalists of PDP. The loot must be recovered!
    -EFCC

    We dont want to sight the Nigerian Moon, we want our own moon.
    -Biafrans/Brexit

    It is very clear that PDP has stolen the moon.
    – Buhari

    If the moon is truly missing, then America must know
    … GEJ

    We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
    -The US govt.

    ON A SERIOUS NOTE, WE NEED A REFERENDUM SO THAT THOSE WHO DO NOT WISH TO LIVE IN THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA CAN FORM A NEW NATION OR A CONFERARATION IN A RESTRUCTURED NIGERIA. BIAFRA IS THE ANSWER!

  • OOkkoossiissii

    The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
    -INEC

    The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
    -Abuja High Court

    The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
    -Senate

    The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
    -Lai Mohammed

    The odoriferous saga of the anomalous crinkum-crakum regarding the evanescence of the crescentic illuminating platenoid in the Nigerian galaxy is a veritable sign of the deprecable apotheosis of a hemorrhaging nation and the mendacious megalomania of the Minister of Internal Affairs
    -Patrick Obahiagbon

    I see the moon, the moon see me, God bless the moon and God bless me
    – Children rhymes.

    The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
    -Fayose

    Bring Back our Moon!
    – Oby Ezekwesili

    Sighting of the moon is no rocket science
    -Fashola

    We can no longer continue to support the sighting of the moon, everyone must now be responsible for his own moon.
    -CBN Governor.

    On behalf of the family, we are willing to return the moon for sighting at whatever time it is requested. We also state unequivocally our support for the current moon sighting campaign by the presidency.
    -Olisa Metuh.

    We will create another moon for Nigerians
    -APC

    Blame Goodluck and PDP for late arrival of the moon
    – Adams Oshiomhole

    Due to non-sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
    -Presidency

    We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
    -Niger Delta Avengers

    We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
    -Boko Haram

    Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
    -Nigerian Police

    Dasuki divided the moon among the loyalists of PDP. The loot must be recovered!
    -EFCC

    We dont want to sight the Nigerian Moon, we want our own moon.
    -Biafrans/Brexit

    It is very clear that PDP has stolen the moon.
    – Buhari

    If the moon is truly missing, then America must know
    … GEJ

    We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
    -The US govt.

    ON A SERIOUS NOTE, WE NEED A REFERENDUM SO THAT THOSE WHO DO NOT WISH TO LIVE IN THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA CAN FORM A NEW NATION OR A CONFERARATION IN A RESTRUCTURED NIGERIA. BIAFRA IS THE ANSWER!

  • OOkkoossiissii

    The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
    -INEC

    The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
    -Abuja High Court

    The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
    -Senate

    The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
    -Lai Mohammed

    The odoriferous saga of the anomalous crinkum-crakum regarding the evanescence of the crescentic illuminating platenoid in the Nigerian galaxy is a veritable sign of the deprecable apotheosis of a hemorrhaging nation and the mendacious megalomania of the Minister of Internal Affairs
    -Patrick Obahiagbon

    I see the moon, the moon see me, God bless the moon and God bless me
    – Children rhymes.

    The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
    -Fayose

    Bring Back our Moon!
    – Oby Ezekwesili

    Sighting of the moon is no rocket science
    -Fashola

    We can no longer continue to support the sighting of the moon, everyone must now be responsible for his own moon.
    -CBN Governor.

    On behalf of the family, we are willing to return the moon for sighting at whatever time it is requested. We also state unequivocally our support for the current moon sighting campaign by the presidency.
    -Olisa Metuh.

    We will create another moon for Nigerians
    -APC

    Blame Goodluck and PDP for late arrival of the moon
    – Adams Oshiomhole

    Due to non-sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
    -Presidency

    We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
    -Niger Delta Avengers

    We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
    -Boko Haram

    Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
    -Nigerian Police

    Dasuki divided the moon among the loyalists of PDP. The loot must be recovered!
    -EFCC

    We dont want to sight the Nigerian Moon, we want our own moon.
    -Biafrans/Brexit

    It is very clear that PDP has stolen the moon.
    – Buhari

    If the moon is truly missing, then America must know
    … GEJ

    We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
    -The US govt.

    ON A SERIOUS NOTE, WE NEED A REFERENDUM SO THAT THOSE WHO DO NOT WISH TO LIVE IN THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA CAN FORM A NEW NATION OR A CONFERARATION IN A RESTRUCTURED NIGERIA. BIAFRA IS THE ANSWER!