Encomium
Hundreds of Nigerians are joking about the announcement of Thursday’s Sallah holiday, extending the break from serious production to three days.
one day extension of #public holiday by the FG will not kill our economy.It will rather give govt workers one extra day in their farmlands.
— Nuel (@emmanuelnnana) July 5, 2016
Extension of the Sallah holiday? Classic post-industrial response!
— Ifeanyi UDDIN (@IfeanyiUddin) July 5, 2016
I do not see the necessity for this extension of public holiday o.Tuesday, Wednesday and nowThursday why not add Friday jumat
— adeola olayiwola (@deolaolayiwola) July 5, 2016
This extension of the holiday is not welcomed at all.
— Ozie (@fabamos90) July 5, 2016
So grateful for this extension of public holiday by the FG. It’s a big accomplishment of this administration ????????????.
— Yej (@sophiebello) July 5, 2016
The extension of the public holiday to thursday now means that we have graduated from inconclusive elections to inconclusive public holiday.
— The optimist. (@vezoke) July 5, 2016
Those of you that are against the extension of the holiday because of it’s an Islam thing, you guys shall be okay last last
— Meemah Atta (@Meemah_xo) July 5, 2016
All of you jublilating/ praying for extension of this public holiday, it’s like you don’t want us to go to law school this year.
— Lantana Danladi (@stephie_coco) July 5, 2016
hearing of the extension of the public holiday till Thursday isn’t exciting at all. Am already bored
— ugochukwu (@ugo501) July 5, 2016
So no moon will be sighted tonight?
What’s the implication?
Extension of public holiday?
Most difficult period for Mr President ????????
— Agent JAKE UDINOV (@Hitee_) July 4, 2016
Extension of public holiday will lead to a run on my budget….I am considering issuing one week bonds
— olutope (@topolual) July 5, 2016
So una just dey doll out public holiday for #Nigeria like pure water. So if dem no see moon today? 2 days holiday go be 1 week abi?. SMH!
— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) July 5, 2016
#Nigeria govt extend public holiday till Thursday, the moon ???? yesterday decided not to show up so hopefully today it gonna oblige…
— Angel Michael (@Justus_mj) July 5, 2016
People should be specific about how much Nigeria loses because of public holiday?
As as we dey form hardworking Nigerians? Smh— Abdullahi (@Asquare23) July 5, 2016
Lmao
Headline: CIVIL workers steal moon in Nigeria to Prolong Public Holiday.
????????????????— R 3 B 3 L ✗_✗ (@Jhay_B_) July 5, 2016
Public Holiday in Saudi Arabia is today and tomorrow. That’s a Muslim country. You just wonder what’s wrong with Nigeria
— 5 Naira Collector (@lexisrenis) July 5, 2016
Its only in Nigeria that there would be public holiday with no light throughout the day ????????????
— Fayy (@FavorOjisua) July 5, 2016
Public holiday Tuesday,Wednesday and Thursday doesn’t make sense!Nigeria is not a personal business. They better instruct banks to open. Kmt
— Sally (@is_salsu) July 5, 2016
So FG declared an extra day of public holiday. So no work on Thurs, in addition to Tues & Wed in #Nigeria. The whole week should be holiday
— Bunmie Zoë Radioo (@BunmieZoeRadioo) July 5, 2016
Nigeria Govt must compensates me for today public holiday. I’m sick no doctor to attend to me due to the holiday.
— Roy Oribhabor (@roy_oribhabor) July 5, 2016
So in reality, some Civil servants would be having a week of public holiday….. Nigeria my great country…..
— #MOSES (@_flemzeey) July 5, 2016
How will u be angry for Public Holiday…. Kilo man sheyin gaan na … Something that has United Nigeria more than football ???? ????
— Mr. JAG (@jag_bros) July 5, 2016
There’s always one sort of public holiday in Nigeria every week. That is a problem.
— B (@Nesoi___) July 5, 2016
Only in Nigeria they’ll declare public holiday without seeing the moon first ????
— Shylo✨ (@pweshilo) July 5, 2016
3 day public holiday in Nigeria…y’all enjoying lol
— Senator(FRN) Michael (@MLVee) July 5, 2016
Public holiday on Thursday??? I love Nigeria. Remind me why you people hate this country again????????
— KeLz (@Okora4) July 5, 2016
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC
The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court
The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed
The odoriferous saga of the anomalous crinkum-crakum regarding the evanescence of the crescentic illuminating platenoid in the Nigerian galaxy is a veritable sign of the deprecable apotheosis of a hemorrhaging nation and the mendacious megalomania of the Minister of Internal Affairs
-Patrick Obahiagbon
I see the moon, the moon see me, God bless the moon and God bless me
– Children rhymes.
The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose
Bring Back our Moon!
– Oby Ezekwesili
Sighting of the moon is no rocket science
-Fashola
We can no longer continue to support the sighting of the moon, everyone must now be responsible for his own moon.
-CBN Governor.
On behalf of the family, we are willing to return the moon for sighting at whatever time it is requested. We also state unequivocally our support for the current moon sighting campaign by the presidency.
-Olisa Metuh.
We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC
Blame Goodluck and PDP for late arrival of the moon
– Adams Oshiomhole
Due to non-sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency
We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers
We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram
Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-Nigerian Police
Dasuki divided the moon among the loyalists of PDP. The loot must be recovered!
-EFCC
We dont want to sight the Nigerian Moon, we want our own moon.
-Biafrans/Brexit
It is very clear that PDP has stolen the moon.
– Buhari
If the moon is truly missing, then America must know
… GEJ
We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
ON A SERIOUS NOTE, WE NEED A REFERENDUM SO THAT THOSE WHO DO NOT WISH TO LIVE IN THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA CAN FORM A NEW NATION OR A CONFERARATION IN A RESTRUCTURED NIGERIA. BIAFRA IS THE ANSWER!
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC
The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court
The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed
The odoriferous saga of the anomalous crinkum-crakum regarding the evanescence of the crescentic illuminating platenoid in the Nigerian galaxy is a veritable sign of the deprecable apotheosis of a hemorrhaging nation and the mendacious megalomania of the Minister of Internal Affairs
-Patrick Obahiagbon
I see the moon, the moon see me, God bless the moon and God bless me
– Children rhymes.
The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose
Bring Back our Moon!
– Oby Ezekwesili
Sighting of the moon is no rocket science
-Fashola
We can no longer continue to support the sighting of the moon, everyone must now be responsible for his own moon.
-CBN Governor.
On behalf of the family, we are willing to return the moon for sighting at whatever time it is requested. We also state unequivocally our support for the current moon sighting campaign by the presidency.
-Olisa Metuh.
We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC
Blame Goodluck and PDP for late arrival of the moon
– Adams Oshiomhole
Due to non-sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency
We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers
We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram
Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-Nigerian Police
Dasuki divided the moon among the loyalists of PDP. The loot must be recovered!
-EFCC
We dont want to sight the Nigerian Moon, we want our own moon.
-Biafrans/Brexit
It is very clear that PDP has stolen the moon.
– Buhari
If the moon is truly missing, then America must know
… GEJ
We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
ON A SERIOUS NOTE, WE NEED A REFERENDUM SO THAT THOSE WHO DO NOT WISH TO LIVE IN THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA CAN FORM A NEW NATION OR A CONFERARATION IN A RESTRUCTURED NIGERIA. BIAFRA IS THE ANSWER!
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC
The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court
The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed
The odoriferous saga of the anomalous crinkum-crakum regarding the evanescence of the crescentic illuminating platenoid in the Nigerian galaxy is a veritable sign of the deprecable apotheosis of a hemorrhaging nation and the mendacious megalomania of the Minister of Internal Affairs
-Patrick Obahiagbon
I see the moon, the moon see me, God bless the moon and God bless me
– Children rhymes.
The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose
Bring Back our Moon!
– Oby Ezekwesili
Sighting of the moon is no rocket science
-Fashola
We can no longer continue to support the sighting of the moon, everyone must now be responsible for his own moon.
-CBN Governor.
On behalf of the family, we are willing to return the moon for sighting at whatever time it is requested. We also state unequivocally our support for the current moon sighting campaign by the presidency.
-Olisa Metuh.
We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC
Blame Goodluck and PDP for late arrival of the moon
– Adams Oshiomhole
Due to non-sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency
We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers
We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram
Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-Nigerian Police
Dasuki divided the moon among the loyalists of PDP. The loot must be recovered!
-EFCC
We dont want to sight the Nigerian Moon, we want our own moon.
-Biafrans/Brexit
It is very clear that PDP has stolen the moon.
– Buhari
If the moon is truly missing, then America must know
… GEJ
We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
ON A SERIOUS NOTE, WE NEED A REFERENDUM SO THAT THOSE WHO DO NOT WISH TO LIVE IN THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA CAN FORM A NEW NATION OR A CONFERARATION IN A RESTRUCTURED NIGERIA. BIAFRA IS THE ANSWER!