Twitter Nigeria is always drama filled as Compatriots embrace the social media platform for various reasons ranging from comic relief, information gathering, gossips, rumours and much more.
It was therefore not out of place that on a faux Sallah public holiday like Tuesday, July 5, 2016, Nigerians were treated to a jealousy themed narrative by Twitter user, @pejumadey who recounted her experience with a boyfriend-shaming girl and her girlfriend-slapping lover.
Dats how one girl called me arindin this early morning because of her bf’s carseat. Some girls will never have sense and its not a curse
— ferne❤ (@pejumadey) July 5, 2016
I was on my own jeje getting ready for work.. next thing call came in from a male friend.asked if i was going to work today,i said yes..
— ferne❤ (@pejumadey) July 5, 2016
He said he was passing my route so he offered to drop me,i agreed. He got to my house and said he was going to pick his babe at the junction
— ferne❤ (@pejumadey) July 5, 2016
Knowing how girls can be about front seat ,i sat at the back so she can sit in front when we pick her up to avoid wahala .next thing….
— ferne❤ (@pejumadey) July 5, 2016
we got To the junction and i was still trying to say hi,the girl gave me a very evil stare.hanhan aunty,what did i do? I kept quiet….
— ferne❤ (@pejumadey) July 5, 2016
Brother was still trying to introduce..she just shouted ‘kunle shut up and drive!’ I was embarrased on his behalf.it felt so awkward…
— ferne❤ (@pejumadey) July 5, 2016
As if that wasnt enough she started nagging. Next thing she voiced out. ‘Why will u pick someone up when you knew we had plans? What rubbish
— ferne❤ (@pejumadey) July 5, 2016
“And the arindin now sat at the owner’s seat! Kunle are you a driver??” She hissed! mehn my tummy became hot. I wanted to cry…
— ferne❤ (@pejumadey) July 5, 2016
Out of annoyance the guy parked.next thing slap! I was caught inbetween. Didnt know whether to come down or settle fight….????????????
— ferne❤ (@pejumadey) July 5, 2016
She was still shouting and holding her ear.”kunle u slapped me! Because of this arindin??” Another slap followed.Ahhh! I opened mouth…
— ferne❤ (@pejumadey) July 5, 2016
Now read Nigerians’ hilarious responses…
If you don’t respect your boyfriend how do you want him to respect you? ‘Shut up and drive Kunle’. Lai Shey Rihanna
— Opistic baby (@Switope) July 5, 2016
I can’t name my son Kunle again, Twitter ruined it already
— Made In Ibadan (@UrbanCulture06) July 5, 2016
Kunle shut up and drive pic.twitter.com/dn7KF1hDXE
— [ɡodʑiɽa] (@TheGrandVezir) July 5, 2016
Kunle needs the “wisdom of King Solomon” you don’t slap Main chick in front of side chick…Unless we got the positions all wrong ???? ????????
— Malli Mota (@LifeOfMalli) July 5, 2016
my own girlfriend should tell me “kunle shut up and drive” pic.twitter.com/4erN2zCA0y
— Dapper Don (@skinnyniggr) July 5, 2016
Kunle’s GF: “kunle u slapped me! Because of this arindin??”
Another slap followed
Peju: pic.twitter.com/HQu8u2R2iP— ‘Folu, The Führer (@Mosopefoluwa_) July 5, 2016
And it’s usually girls that let Akin kiss their necks at work that won’t let Kunle drop innocent Peju at work. ????????????
— DARTH SUCCUBUS (@PlatinumB_RICH) July 5, 2016
???????????? I just read that car seat story. Lmao does the Arindin know that Kunle is in love with her?
— Young Queen (@QueenCleo_92) July 5, 2016
“Kunle you slapped me because of this Arindin” pic.twitter.com/M0V3FcmsR7
— toheeb epon malu (@BabaOloriokoBB) July 5, 2016
Kunle later at home pic.twitter.com/aB1weiG5nN
— [ɡodʑiɽa] (@TheGrandVezir) July 5, 2016
Perhaps Kunle wanted to intoduce Peju to his girlfriend as his fiance, then the girlfriend called Peju arindin.
— Jordan Belonwu (@jordanbelonwu) July 5, 2016
If only Kunle let Jesus take the wheel.
— Gabriel. (@GabEsu) July 5, 2016
this Kunle story, it’s either the guy likes the Arindin or he was fed up of his girlfriend, I’m going for both.
— El Capitan (@Junki_95) July 5, 2016
Guys, don’t be a Kunle.
— ‘Folu, The Führer (@Mosopefoluwa_) July 5, 2016
It amaze me how these females are supporting Kunle. So it’s ok to slap his girlfriend in some other lady’s presence?
— Silent Thousandnaire (@Nwanyi__) July 5, 2016
Dont slap a lady.
Lady learn to tame your tongue.
Aunty “Arindin” Pejumade, Unku Kunle is in love with you.
— ZION (@_wondakid) July 5, 2016
“Kunle shut up and drive.” – Even if he was a driver you paid every month, this would still be an incredibly rude thing to say.
— Olu’ (@gboukzi) July 5, 2016
Kunle shut up and drive? No singular respect
— Rosemary (@_rosemarieee_) July 5, 2016
- Daniel Fayemi for encomium.ng